Tanning Co.

Opening soon

A new self tan range, opening soon. Founded in the Wild West.

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Self tan, opening soon Founded in the Wild West Fake tan, real hats Join the launch list No sun was involved
House mottoFake tan, real hats.
StorageWhere else would you keep it.
Opening hoursPool closes at six.
Lost propertyKeys at the front desk.
DailyThe five o’clock ride.

House rules

Read them. We check.

  1. Hats at the pool.
  2. No tan lines at dinner.
  3. Last call is Sunday.
  4. Wear sunscreen. We mean it.
  5. The Tanner does not take requests.

Self tan does not protect you from the sun. The ranch is made up. The Wild West is real, and so is the hat rule.